el Jose enredadera

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Yeah, I'm getting up there in age so when I go browsing the BACK TO SCHOOL aisles at Walmart I'm a little uneasy around all the parents shopping for their children. I get carried away buying stupid shit like glue sticks and paperclips. When was the last time I used a paperclip at home? Who cares, they were like a dollar for a 100ct. box.

I also found myself caught up in the 2011 heat wave craze and convinced myself I needed to have an accurate reading of the temperature outside and inside at all times. This Nokia N-Gage knockoff set me back a cold twenty piece but I'm enjoying it. Oh, it also shows the current moon phase. That's right, new moon.

Sorcery!

@work hi-jinks

This had me seeing NWA's hit in a new light...

"help the police get in shape...something, something..... take his yellow cake"

"a young cop playin Warcraft. and when he's finished, he's gonna take a bubble bath"

Been watching a lot of Breaking Bad recently and couldn't pass up this golden opportunity to sketch out Heisenburg.

Upon reflection I believe mine just looks like a happy cholo sun.

Ummmm.....no.

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South America Japanese Sexual Innuendo

INSTABONER

"Oh, I can go south of the border with you anytime"

"Chile? Well, I got something to spice you up right here....en mis pantalones."

"So yeah uh Kaya, hear about all those miners trapped deep underground in Chile for a record 69 days. Is it just me or is it hot in here"

Haha, love that caged lust that escapes the girl at 4:47.

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SHUT

DOWN

EVERYTHING

[Bathroom art: swastika] Cha's pit-stop

I typically see the people proclaiming their love for the block they reside on or a disgruntle employee's distasteful message to another employee but this one had me at a standstill mid-hand-wash.

I instantly had the brilliant idea of running to my computer and printing out a gay flag and cutting out a circle and doing this:

When I returned later on someone had the sense to anti-fy the carving......you know I wonder if the swastika sign was carved by the same person who about a month ago carved "FUCK THE JEWS" above the urinal. At that time I thought it was some sort of rap lyric. Not so sure anymore now.

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Thanksgiving break with the sis.

First off, got to go over the new Kit Bond bridge for the first time when driving to Richmond to pick Alicia up from one of her friend's. Also found out my cousin was a foreman on the job. Sometimes I wish I went into construction like a good deal of my family has.

It was chilly as shit that night so I of course made her pump the gas.

Oh brother, where art thou?

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Thanksgiving highlights: losing my keys, nephews first, finding out my cousin is separated from her husband. I was a candle lighter at their wedding. I feel sick about it. Apple-wood smoked deer meat.

Alicia blessing the child.

Had to miss Maria's family dinner. Now, I hate to hate on my family's food but fuck it, ours will never hold a candle to Maria's. Oh my god the leftovers she gave me were heaven sent. Can't wait for Christmas!!!

2AM Black Friday game faces.

I remember her face was in this position for about 10 solid minutes straight.

Everyone got what we set out for and even a little extra....a cold.

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Took her to The Legends. It was her first time and my second time being there and for the love of god my last time as well. Oak Park all the way. Only good thing to come out of it was experiencing FIVE GUYS' bacon cheeseburger.

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Crazy Face

My sister visit was great except that I had to still work while she was here but I think the best part was just hanging out at my place and re-watching The Office on Netflix together.

Miss you already.

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Want to thank her for getting my into Angry Birds too.

Another leaf has fallen off this tree.

Mas Pinatas

It's been awhile but I thought Pedo the Pooh needed some love.

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Went thrifting. Some of my favorite finds that I didn't have the heart to purchase.

Open Mic Jesus

No paranormal energy here. :(

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Vinyl night in the Sin Den.

This huge ass Last Supper resides behind the TV. Really wanted to find or have made a large nuclear bomb explosion poster but this will have to do. Apostle James looks like an alien with a bad toupee.

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Pre-ordered RockBand 3 and Black Ops today. Set for the winter that lies ahead.

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Shout to all peeps who shared kind gestures and gifts with me. About to crack open a caffeinated cold one. Thanks Mark ;)

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Rumor Mill

April: Vegas with a chance of exist-hot-as-shit-with-a-voice-like-silk-trace.

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BLACKDIAMONDSKYE

Last Saturday the BLACKDIAMONDSKYE tour made it's appearance at Sandstone. Apparently not many cared because only 4,000 or so bothered showing up. A lot was going on around Bonner Springs that day: the concert, NASCAR races

and I was surprised to find out the Renaissance Festival takes place out there.

Another thing, what the hell is The Legends? I'd like to go back to that place in the dead of winter.

They had some fancy pants biker's restaurant with American Choppers propaganda plastered everywhere. Made me think of the radio interview I heard on the Rock, not too long ago, talking to the Sr. about the break-up between him and his son. Seemed kinda serious but everyone(the family/producers) was on board to give them a chance with a spin-off show Sr. vs. Jr.

WTF....I used to dig the shit out of the show when it was on Discovery but once they moved to TLC I stopped watching entirely.

Speaking of my disheartening feelings on television shows I heard some old ass(2009) interview with ex-TAPS member Donna spilling the beans on some trickery that went on during the filming of Ghost Hunters. To be honest the EVPs on the new Ghost Adventures episodes have been getting too fucking clear. I'm at the point where I almost don't want to watch these programs anymore and stick to reading books.

Funny thing too is the other day I watched Quiz Show on Hulu.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/178898/quiz-show

Damn, Charles Van Doren was good-looking.

At the very end the message was clear from the INDUSTRY: Hey, who cares if we lie and cheat behind the scenes, THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT, WERE YOU ENTERTAINED?! YEAH, WELL LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE THEN!!

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MASTODON!!

Major snore-fest. Sorry, love technique but it just went on far too long. The video the were using for their backdrop just reminded me too much of the Renaissance Fest and couldn't help being amused by that.

DEFTONES

Watch Chino dodge a shoe to the face like a ninja.

Shit was insane! Great songs and tons of energy from a much healthier looking Chino.

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ALICE IN CHAINS

N/A

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d'espairsray: Hiatus

12012: Possible Hiatus

Psycho le Cemu: Come back please!

At least for this cool cat.

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Flash Mobs and Poopin' Bunnies

Facebook, root of all evil.

Man, is anywhere safe anymore to shop and eat in comfort without being accosted by today's mischievous 'youth'. Yep....at home, shopping online and microwaving burritos.

Speaking of online shopping, I got my

NASCAR® High-Back Bonded Leather Chair, Limited Edition

in the mail today. I just ordered it yesterday afternoon. It was a fucking steal! $149-$30 online discount+ free shipping = $119. Bitch is a beaut and fucking floats across the floor. I almost knocked over the TV twice already. Need to be more careful.

Yes, you aint seeing things, those are racing tires as the wheels. Vrooom!! I feel like Capt. Kirk in this bitch.

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Anticipated D'espairsRay's announcement tomorrow...need something to complain about ;)

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I leave you with Chuckles, my Jelly Belly Poopin' Bunny. Enjoy.

Check out that silly expression on his face...

Off to the Flea Mart!

This place has had more face lifts than Donatella Versace. Best Buy, Rick's Pick's, now some indoor swap'n shop called Flea Mart(clever clever).

My self portrait was on display but I was a little unnerved by the $7.50 price tag. Such artistries demand a higher price point.

So wanted to buy the Dew can from this amazing collection of old soda cans, unfortunately you had to buy the entire piece, for $95.


Close as I'll ever get to those simpler times.

Beauty and the Beast AND Friends AND UGLY DOG MAN. Just what do those friends contribute to this story to warrant their acknowledgment on the cover of the VHS. All this and more awaits to be unlocked for 99 cents!!

AHHHHHH!! Gopher! I wanted to find a 9-Iron so bad and make some Caddyshack III promotional poster, but my creativity drive putted out. HARK!

I watched this 'thing' for a minute straight waiting for it to project vomit on me or call my mother a whore...sadly, nothing happened.

Poor sucker, who likes Transformers anyways. It was all about the Starsky & Hutch toy car I pocketed from this dealer....man why does St. Luke's Hospital keep calling me.

Well take them out of your display case you teasing asshat.

Had a good time watching families happen upon this beast on the floor, and to the father who called his son a coward for not stroking the antlers, great parenting there.

Had a pretty good time in there but man it took us three, THREE FUCKING hours to get out of there. Has to have been the longest time I spent in one store.

Retired to the basement to enjoy some secret bliss with my Team Edward chocolate bar. Don't judge!!

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird

Out shopping the other day at Cargo Largo(love it) I stumbled across these little gems while going down the toy aisle.

I remembered the Dora one being featured on this guy's youtube channel. He seemed to be enjoying it.


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