Having a laugh at another's expense.

...I absolutely frown upon this sort of behavior, but this brought me silly tears of joy.

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Another thing...I blinked my eyes today and the price of gas jumped 20 cents. Tears of sorrow, you bring me, Mr. Gas Man.

Off to the Flea Mart!

This place has had more face lifts than Donatella Versace. Best Buy, Rick's Pick's, now some indoor swap'n shop called Flea Mart(clever clever).

My self portrait was on display but I was a little unnerved by the $7.50 price tag. Such artistries demand a higher price point.

So wanted to buy the Dew can from this amazing collection of old soda cans, unfortunately you had to buy the entire piece, for $95.


Close as I'll ever get to those simpler times.

Beauty and the Beast AND Friends AND UGLY DOG MAN. Just what do those friends contribute to this story to warrant their acknowledgment on the cover of the VHS. All this and more awaits to be unlocked for 99 cents!!

AHHHHHH!! Gopher! I wanted to find a 9-Iron so bad and make some Caddyshack III promotional poster, but my creativity drive putted out. HARK!

I watched this 'thing' for a minute straight waiting for it to project vomit on me or call my mother a whore...sadly, nothing happened.

Poor sucker, who likes Transformers anyways. It was all about the Starsky & Hutch toy car I pocketed from this dealer....man why does St. Luke's Hospital keep calling me.

Well take them out of your display case you teasing asshat.

Had a good time watching families happen upon this beast on the floor, and to the father who called his son a coward for not stroking the antlers, great parenting there.

Had a pretty good time in there but man it took us three, THREE FUCKING hours to get out of there. Has to have been the longest time I spent in one store.

Retired to the basement to enjoy some secret bliss with my Team Edward chocolate bar. Don't judge!!

Bathroom Art: Taking a dump....

From Drop Box

Just what I need to look at when I'm

taking a dump,

taking a dump,

taking a dump,

at work.

Been really tempted to get out my Sharpie and edit this piece.

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All this excretion talk...made my engagement to Fogo de Chao this afternoon. Man, about choked on some filet mignon, so fucking juicy. The Parmesan crusted pork loin was out of this world, a must have. Good times.

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Thursday, departing for Seattle.

No more bullet bracelets, dumb dumb.

Also need to get a printer, my HP finally crapped out on me.

Why do I find convention schedules so freaking hard to understand.

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//"I see my horror, mirrored in the sundown of your blank stare."//

Hey, Old Man Winter! IT'S SPRING!!!

From Drop Box

Just when I thought it was all said and done, I noticed this snow removal truck in the back of the store on a lovely 60°+ Friday afternoon.

From THE BLOG

WHAT THE....

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On lock-down in the bunker with plenty of fluids, ER episodes, GoW3 and a bonus size bottle of Jergens. Who's set?

UPDATE: Yay to the holidays... [and good car insurance]

From Drop Box

Nice to see the lot filled with cars from those too inebriated to continue their journey home after the parties. This next guy should have done the same:

From Drop Box

Something was amiss about this scene, so after some quick sleuthing, I find out a dick was trying to go off road to avoid the DUI check point.

From Drop Box

This is why I despise those who drive trucks. They think they are fucking invincible.

Guy should have parked his car, put on his hazards, then hightailed it the fuck out of there on foot. Parking/moving violation plus towing fees at best. Now this ass has, what:

DUI

Personal & Business property damage

His ride is fucked

Court cost

& one hell of a story to tell every St Patty's day

Yay to the holidays...

A little mist in the morning to set the mood for my day.

From Drop Box

I knew today would be lame in terms of work load. Not complaining, just I'm use to having the store come to a stand still around noon once the the parade finishes and the families move on to the adult beverages and laughs in Westport. No salesmen or delivery people to chat with since, hell, parking is at a premium this day.

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I must of had ten people open my door clearing marked 'employees only' thinking it was a stashed away bathroom before I got fed up with it and made this sign. A lot more families then in recent years coming out, which I found refreshing. Years past of flashers, vomiters, and public urinators will be missed but not soon forgotten. :( Maybe I just get off work earlier. Eh.

From Drop Box

Well we did have a shoplifter get arrested and I found an empty bottle of Jack Daniels in the bathroom. So the day wasn't a complete wash. Also made plans for a friends birthday dinner at the Brazilian steakhouse Fago de Chao next week. Which has OH MY GOD food with OH MY F'KNG GOD prices to boot.

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The Downers: Listening to KMBZ, heard about the murder of a 7-11 employee overnight which is right up the street from where I live. What possessed that person to shoot the cashier after the guy gives you

//sweet just got a tweet about DEG's first upload to youtube//

the fucking money. Bothered me all day thinking how stupid shit like this happens.

Later in the day too a co-worker was telling me he had just gotten word about the suicide of one of his closest friends. The guy took out his dogs as well. Man this world. Heavy.

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Silly side note: Dir's new video hit the streets yesterday and I am still a little crept out by that brief moment with Toshiya's ate up calf/leg thingy.

[Way too much time on my hands]

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Well, better get off to continue my pursuit for Zeus' head in God of War III.

Happy St. Patrick's day!

From AVATAR

Yeah, this mosh pit's evil tonight!

Eww, need to clean this screen.

Bathroom Art: An Evolution / TEAM COCO!

BITCH > BITCH SLAP >> BITCH SLAP U >>> BITCH SLAP YOUR SELF >>> BITCH SLAP YOUR SELF INTO A COMA

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Conan O'Brien has announced "The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour".

Got my tickets for the Kansas City show at the Midland this afternoon!!. So excited!! I was looking for an excuse to check out this place and now I have an awesome one!! Can't wait.

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RUMORS/ SPECULATIONS

Another Vegas vacation/Dita striptease

Another Version of the Truth - Las Vegas

So so super bad ass. At last, the final part of Another Version of the Truth, the three piece fan-made DVDs documenting NIN's 2008 Lights in the Sky Tour has been released.

THIS ONE IS ON US

• "Another Version of the Truth : The Gift"
• "Another Version of the Truth : Bonus Material"
• "Another Version of the Truth : Vegas"

In my opinion the Vegas DVD best represents what the people at TOIOU were trying to get across. The rawness of the audio and video are so compelling.

The Gift was just too polished for my taste, because it was sound board audio and 1080p video. Material gathered by Trent&co. but unfortunately scrapped due to legal hi-jinks. Only to be released for the masses by Reznor via a 400G torrent. The Bonus Material release was something for the geeks to jerk to. Vegas, on the other hand was you and me fucking around, breaking the rules and rebelling against the norm. Love it.

Much gratitude to the team!

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Patiently waiting for them to get busy on that Wiltern show.

Come on people....it's March!

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Everything is in the bag for Sakura-Con. At ease.