Say goodbye to the 2 liter soda.

:/

Hipster the Uncola ft. the Endtimes

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Tonight, I leave the toilet seat up.

"KILL YOUR GOD"

"KILL YOUR T.V."

Errors and "a spill in the trailer"

Damn today was gorgeous.

Think I'll just keep myself locked inside.

Can't keep my hands off...

#1

#2

Dammit Windows!

Just breaks my heart seeing this.

Billion dollar company recently switched to cheap ass wrap.

CONSEQUENCES

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TELEVISION

BOOKS

When I got to the suicide note it all felt too familiar. Come on King.

Press your space face close to mine, love.....

MUSIC

I just made you up to hurt myself...

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!

Over the weekend I was mistaken for some tubby zombie with a craving for brains and/or Shatto chocolate ice cream(..mmm, oh...uh sorry) and was attacked by someone wielding a box cutter. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD. The culprit felt bad and started scissoring himself. I aint talking about some Mr. Garrison shit either.

By the end of the night I felt like an extra in the uncensored SIN video. Got kinda gay.

...WELL THEN JUST GIVE ME A TASTE.

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PepsiCo is at it again, releasing their Pepsi/Dew/Dr.Pep Throwback/Heritage to the masses.

Natural sugar vs. High fructose corn syrup

Gotta love hillbillies!!

Most honest/typical fortune cookie/LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH

The other night we ordered some Chinese take out from a new hot-spot we discovered around these parts. Now Lily always goes in our bag trying to get at the fortune cookies which we happily oblige in giving her but we never read the fortune. That night though, I told Maria to read it and that the fortune was going to be Lily's. I know, silly shit but hey fuck off if you don't care or unable to read into it's meaning. I thought it was absolutely spot on and had to contain my emotional ass from getting all emotional.

[See the animal in his cage that you built,

Are you sure what side you're on?

Better not look him too closely in the eye,

Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?

See the safety of the life you have built

Everything where it belongs

Feel the hollowness inside of your heart

And it's all, right where it belongs]

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NEW HARDWARE/WEAR AND TEAR/HARD GAY

I have seriously destroyed this keyboard's ten-key and it appears I've been having a lot of KFC or secretly 'rubs the lotion on it's skin'.

Thanks boss man, another write-off for sure!! *thumbs up*

Feels like I'm fingering butter now....

slave screams he spends his life learning conformity

slave screams he claims he has his own identity

slave screams he's going to cause the system to fall

slave screams but he's glad to be chained to that wall

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So true, after trying them all out I can agree with this sentiment. I believe they should have brought out the two that didn't make the last time to duke it out again because in all honesty, these new flavors can't contend with the old ones. And who the fuck is voting for Distortion?!.....If it aint motherfucking Wyoming. DIE!!

Devil's flesh and bone

Do something for me

DEWmocracy 2.0 // Bathroom Art: Poetry Slam

Couple of years later PepsiCo is at again with another silly campaign to generate revenue and me, being a Mountain Dew enthusiast, am all over this bitch. 2010's DEWmocracy brings three new and exciting flavors to battle it out and only one will reign supreme. Who will it be?!?!

Distortion = Lime-ish

White Out = Citrus-y

Typhoon = Punchy

I haven't tried the Distortion(lovely name) yet but as for the other two:

Typhoon = At best it only compares to Vess soda variant. Not hating, just saying.

White Out = Tangerine like. Left me with an empty feeling. NOT going to win.

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As fast as the graffiti/art is taken away from us, a new piece springs up. I am really looking forward to this taking off.

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Rambles and jambles:

Yes Dude Da' Bunny, I do believe you are as hollow on the inside as so is the parent buying you for their child.

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Sucker for the older man in a kilt.

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Long ago in days I'm told
Were ruled by Lords of greed
Maidens fared with gold
They dared to bare their wombs that bleed

$150 later, one more safer car on the road.

"Love is a fire." - M.M.



Had a new power steering pump and finally the starter which has been in my trunk for months put on today. Gave my father a break and had a mechanic do the job. I sure wasn't. Too prissy for such work. Thanks Jose the Mechanic. I wont raise your taxes!!

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[ I have mad Microsoft PAINT editing skills ;) ]

Went to a friend's show the other day and ran into a co-worker who was mugged two days before this. I put him on suicide watch after seeing him and made bets on his life when he didn't show up to work the next day. I lost though, apparently he had a seizure. Yeah right, Gary.


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REPETITIVE RANDOM RAMBLINGS


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Up close shots of my keyboard. Very useful when spamming JROCK bands' message boards, emails, or blogs.
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Waiting for Call of Duty : WORLD AT WAR
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Who left the Dew in the freezer?!?! Oh yeah, me.
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Halloween Par-tay Preview:
I'm going for the candy apples and to regulate the kiddies candy sacks.



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Where we stand:

Everything is paid for or is reserved for the hellashish trips this NOV/DEC.

 

First up is my Kaya deflowering. My only gripe is that LAX doesn't offer their lockers anymore for luggage. Thanks a lot Osama!!!!!