Friday, December 23, 2011

Fuck the Fusion Buffet


Seriously believe the servers at the buffet next to my work are trying to throw hints at me.


Last week's little charmer.



This week my friend offers to take me to the buffet again, his treat. Can I refuse? Hell no.

and.....

I'm delivered this printed slap.




FUCKERS!






Thursday, November 24, 2011

Loose lips...







I honestly wouldn't mind if Chris were to lay down more Tweaker songs featuring obscure vocalists.

One of my favorites that always made it on my burned mp3 CD's.
Remember those things?




I recall going to Office Max and picking up American McGee's Alice what, over 10 year ago because I knew this dude had done the music score for the game. I had my doubts.....no way a drummer/keyboardist   from NIN is going to make VIDEO GAME music cool...I was wrong.

Pool of Tears = creepy as shit

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Best wishes.



Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Morally-Bankrupt Currency


I asked for $1 cash back today apparently from a godless cashier.

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In time for Christmas.

Start spreading the news

Screw the Black Friday gimmicks, I need to score this DVD. Everything from Hora is limited pressing and a bitch to find after it's been sold out.

Wonder what the cover will look like.

Thanks PAYPAL.

$71?

Thanks Mr. Nixon!



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December approaches





Saturday, October 29, 2011

Is St. Louis about to abrupt in flames?





Annual "Hey, are you busy this weekend?" punch card fulfilled.

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One question: What took you so long?

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Fuck an XBOX.

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Maria stumbled across my original copy of Link's Awakening. I about cried as nostalgia assaulted my senses.

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THRIFT SIGHTINGS

Renewed my driver's license then treated everyone to thrift store shopping. Exp. 2017; I expect flying cars by then.

If you squint your eyes, this older lady appears to be holding some liquor and grabbing at her crotch.

OH NOOOO!
SNL's Mr. Bill found another gig as a ball lovin' clown.

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CPU CRITICAL!!
After emergency surgery earlier this year, sad to say, my q6600 painfully succumbed to failure. 

Good night sweet prince.


NERD HQ to the rescue.

i7-2600k
ASUS P8Z68-V
Corsair Vengeance Series 8GB DDR3-1600
Corsair H60



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XXVIII



Wednesday, October 19, 2011

WTF is this?!

Hellraiser: Revelations




"Huh, you were expecting Doug Bradley. Well I ate him."

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...that is all.

Friday, September 09, 2011

Pomp & the Circumstance that cost me a twenty piece!

At the end of this year my sister will walk some stage to collect a piece of paper that hopefully will make opening doors to better opportunities a little easier. So tonight, after stalling for two days *cough*, I purchased my plane ticket to witness this event. That two day stall cost me an extra Andrew Jackson. Someone better pay up!

Happy for her. Wonder if I'll get caught up in the moment that day and shed a tear.

Can't wait to find out.

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Random:
I've been without a usb cable for my phone for a while now. Last Chinese $.99 eBay cable I bought was a complete failure. Teach me a lesson, will ya.

RetroCam app presents:




Maria found this gem in one of those bags thrift stores sell that are filled with miscellaneous bullshit. She thought it described me well so she stuck in on the speaker on top my monitor. I find it difficult to eat Twizzlers while at my battle station now. Thanks.



One of the two new additions to our ever growing family.

Lucify.
I'm a big Cinderella fan. ;)



Is NAMCO okay with this?



Depp Asleep. Creeper?



Maria got this awesome Tuxedo Mask plush.

Just look at his face as he gives the finger.

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Friday, August 19, 2011

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb





On my way to work today one the speakers in my headphones gave out. Thought I had it bad until my father called me about his troubles from last night.

Wow.

I stopped by my dad's after work and his neighbor's landlord was still chainsawing the behemoth that fell. Didn't feel right to take pictures of the situation so I present my "stolen images' image-board senerio".












Monday, August 15, 2011

Saturday, July 30, 2011

el Jose enredadera


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Yeah, I'm getting up there in age so when I go browsing the BACK TO SCHOOL aisles at Walmart I'm a little uneasy around all the parents shopping for their children. I get carried away buying stupid shit like glue sticks and paperclips. When was the last time I used a paperclip at home? Who cares, they were like a dollar for a 100ct. box.



I also found myself caught up in the 2011 heat wave craze and convinced myself I needed to have an accurate reading of the temperature outside and inside at all times. This Nokia N-Gage knockoff set me back a cold twenty piece but I'm enjoying it. Oh, it also shows the current moon phase. That's right, new moon.

Sorcery!


@work hi-jinks


This had me seeing NWA's hit in a new light...

"help the police get in shape...something, something..... take his yellow cake"

"a young cop playin Warcraft. and when he's finished, he's gonna take a bubble bath"


Been watching a lot of Breaking Bad recently and couldn't pass up this golden opportunity to sketch out Heisenburg.


Upon reflection I believe mine just looks like a happy cholo sun.


Ummmm.....no.


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South America Japanese Sexual Innuendo






INSTABONER

"Oh, I can go south of the border with you anytime"
"Chile? Well, I got something to spice you up right here....en mis pantalones."
"So yeah uh Kaya, hear about all those miners trapped deep underground in Chile for a record 69 days. Is it just me or is it hot in here"

Haha, love that caged lust that escapes the girl at 4:47.


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SHUT


DOWN


EVERYTHING

Friday, July 15, 2011

HOT TOPIC FLASHBACKS!!!!



Work some kinks out with my place of employment and Texas is a sure thing.



Monday, July 11, 2011

Gakuuuuuto!

GACKT - Episode.0 + Talk [Live - 2011.07.11] from Masamune on Vimeo.


I see a few familiar faces in the crowd.

Fast forward to 5:00 and just feel the energy from this man get inside you!

Thursday, July 07, 2011

2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted



Picture perfect, I paint a perfect picture
Bomb the hoochies with precision my intention's to get richer
With the S-N double-O-P, Dogg my fuckin homey
Youse a cold ass nigga on them hogs

Sho nuff, I keep my hand on my gun, cuz they got me on the run
Now I'm back in the courtroom waitin on the outcome
Free Tupac, is all that's on a niggaz mind
But at the same time it seem they tryin to take mine
So I'ma get smart, and get defensive and shit
And put together a million march, for some gangsta shit

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HAIL MARY!

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

"Memories aren't rags that come clean with enough ringing."



Books:


I have been in a non-reading funk lately but recently I splurged at B&N and then at Half Price Books when Alicia was in town on some light reading material.

When you enter B&N on the Plaza the first thing you are assaulted with is some counter gal trying to sell you on their whimsical new paperback-killing device, the Nook. Now I've played around on Alicia's Kindle a few times but it's not the same as having a dirty secondhand paperback in your fingers. Plus it wont stop me from reading when the batteries fail. Another thing is that new paper smell...



Can't get this face from an e-reader.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/moving


Great part in this comic that I feel relates to me very, very well.
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Anyways, Koontz's works can hardly be put down after starting them. Nothing changed with this one but I felt a little cheated on the length of this piece. See Book Four of the Frankenstein series was suppose to be the start of a new trilogy but according the cover of Book Five: The Dead Town, it is FINAL Chapter.

What the....

I went back and looked at the first two books in the series and according to them these last two books in this saga(PART 3&4) are falling a little over a hundred pages short each. I know I'm whining but come on.....I read this shit in two days and the story spanned what, less than three days as well. Enough setup time just to keep me with bated breath till I can pick up The Dead Town.



Maybe I'm just antsy for word on a new Odd Thomas novel.

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DIFFERENT SENSE

[thanks for the hot linking
Image Credit: natsuwat.tumblr.com]


Never before have I wanted so much to witness a song live.


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another time...