Showing posts with label walmart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label walmart. Show all posts

Saturday, July 30, 2011

el Jose enredadera


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Yeah, I'm getting up there in age so when I go browsing the BACK TO SCHOOL aisles at Walmart I'm a little uneasy around all the parents shopping for their children. I get carried away buying stupid shit like glue sticks and paperclips. When was the last time I used a paperclip at home? Who cares, they were like a dollar for a 100ct. box.



I also found myself caught up in the 2011 heat wave craze and convinced myself I needed to have an accurate reading of the temperature outside and inside at all times. This Nokia N-Gage knockoff set me back a cold twenty piece but I'm enjoying it. Oh, it also shows the current moon phase. That's right, new moon.

Sorcery!


@work hi-jinks


This had me seeing NWA's hit in a new light...

"help the police get in shape...something, something..... take his yellow cake"

"a young cop playin Warcraft. and when he's finished, he's gonna take a bubble bath"


Been watching a lot of Breaking Bad recently and couldn't pass up this golden opportunity to sketch out Heisenburg.


Upon reflection I believe mine just looks like a happy cholo sun.


Ummmm.....no.


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South America Japanese Sexual Innuendo






INSTABONER

"Oh, I can go south of the border with you anytime"
"Chile? Well, I got something to spice you up right here....en mis pantalones."
"So yeah uh Kaya, hear about all those miners trapped deep underground in Chile for a record 69 days. Is it just me or is it hot in here"

Haha, love that caged lust that escapes the girl at 4:47.


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SHUT


DOWN


EVERYTHING

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

No Koontz, No Evil - Know Koontz, Know Evil...


...or something like that.

Got the D'espairsRay tickets in the mail. Shiny! Also smoothed things out with Boss Man and noticed today that their band's Facebook threatened cuts in the U.S. tour if ticket sales didn't pick up speed. I'd like to see the capacities of these venues.

I'm not afraid of looking ugly
I couldn't care what they say
I'm not afraid of happy endings
I'm just afraid my life won't work that way

I'm not afraid of forgiveness
I'll absolve you everything
I'm not afraid of lying...
But I am afraid of dying
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Was going to submit this to PeopleOfWalmart but it just felt too staged and I think I've seen something similar on there before.

Looks like me when Maria kicks me out of the bedroom except for the muscles on this fellow. Damn he looks fit.

When I am queen I will not wait, my body type will still be great
I will not leave it up to fate, because I hate you, too

When I am queen they all will see the patron saint of self-injury
The glitter sores will heal themselves, I'll play the part of someone else

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TWILIGHT IS.......

..eh,

Children round the world,
put camel shit on the walls

They're making carpets on treadmills,
or garbage sorting

And it's no game

MY POINT EXACTLY

Sunday, February 07, 2010

People of Walmart: Local Celebrity Sighting!!

Almost certain this is TRIPLESIX from the St Louis area. Way to go!!
Bratz Knuckles

Side note: Those goddamn mini sideways TV's on almost all the end caps at Walmart spewing redundant commercials at me while I shop are starting to piss me off. LEAVE ME ALONE!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Walmart score!



Found these beauts in the clearance section. Now what to use them for. Maybe my tax & 401K info. Gotta keep it professional.



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Going to try to hit up some of these spots. I really want to find that 'freak' shirt I wore when I was in DC ages ago and redo some of my pictures from the previous visit. TIME WARP!