Friday, April 24, 2009

I find people who read magazines while taking a poo offensive

people who read magazines while taking a poo
Get on with your bowel movement already, weirdo. Last thing I need to hear while using the urinal is you flipping through the latest King magazine and or talking on your cell phone. COME ON!


Ticketmaster's service charge
What's even more offensive is the fee they charge for you to print out your own ticket. WTF! I am the one taking the hit on printer ink. One day I hope you fail like the newspaper!!


People advocating the legalization of marijuana
Look if you're not in some chronic pain(and no, that was not some dumb pun) tone your voice down. Whoever was part of that ridicules commercial that plugs the election of Barack Obama as some sort of motivation for the change on the law on pot, go away!


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