Settling down for once. Kinda odd not having shit planned for a vacation which is fine. Not really, I wanted to go to Disney World bad and I mean bad. The kind of bad that keeps you from falling asleep the way you intended to. The kind of bad that calls you at 2 in the morning and tells you you're going to be a father. The kind of bad that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever as you sit writing your shit listening to those good memories through duct taped headphones. The memories that you tell yourself over and over 'it'll happen again'. Just not anytime soon.
Therapy?
How old am I?! Finally, I have my name solely on a lease. Things have happened so fast these past two weeks. Faster than Lady Gaga tickets selling out at the Sprint Center.(just checked;still available. Pre-Party disco tickets...this woman just might be onto something.) OK, enough with the similes, metaphors and other English figure of speech I have but a fourth graders grasp on.
Maybe?
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Entertain me:
Sunday, The Legally Prohibited tour rolled into town at the Midland and destroyed the place. Destroyed it the best a comedy tour could. The opener, Reggie Watts, was kinda gay. I swear he had only like four skits, but that shit lasted almost an hour. Whatever, maybe I should watch some youtube of the guy. Drug jokes just aren't the cat's meow for me. Lighten up? Here, let me punch you square in the throat. As for Conan, some of my highlights were the Masturbating Bear transforming into the Self Pleasuring Panda. The Triumph sketch with obviously someone filling in the blanks to his speech with iconic Kansas City landmark's such as Boulevard Wheat, SW Boulevard, Gates and others. Conan making fun of the Nelson Art Gallery and the Shady Lady. Jason Sudeikis from SNL coming out and helping pull the Chuck Norris Rural Policeman Handle. Oh yeah, they also had one of Meatloaf's giant ass inflatable bats from his Bat out of Hell tours. Can't wait to see the shenanigans he'll bring to TBS. Good night indeed. Finished it off with some Chubby's on Broadway.
Best piece of merch I bought that night.
I wear it on my right arm so I naturally like to stare at it as I......"I was compelled to believe in this motorized, bullshit, sick fucking deal to possess and caress and obsess in the need for appeal"
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Family is key. Remember that. Especially when your sister is about to get a 4.0 this semester and you need her to succeed in case shit hits the fan later down the road. ;)
One thing I love about my new location is that it is two blocks from Half Price Books. I went yesterday and had to stop myself from blowing the bank on paperbacks.
Lifted up
Duma Key: because I love it when King makes me cry.
Cell : because a zombie apocalypse spread via your narcissistic cellphone use;brilliant
Your Heart Belongs to Me: because Koontz never fails.
MOLESTACHE IN ACTION
You love the way,I look at you
While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through=====================================================================
It's the glare from the reflection Making patterns in your eyes
It's the looking back in anger
With every second slipping by
Undertow has come to take me
Guided by the blazing sun
Look at everything around us
Well, look at everything we've done
