Saturday, February 25, 2012

You might as well kill yourself...

Soundwave 2012 is being headlined like it's 1999.
Got all my the hits that were blaring from my CD player back then...

System of a Down
Slipknot
Marilyn Manson
Bush
Limp Bizkit 
(don't look at me like that. you know Re-arranged got you hot n' bothered)


I found this gem while dicking around youtube today. Holy shit, it's 7th Heaven. I used to pay big bucks for import Manson CD's there. Stuck is the shit.
You wanna play that game bitch!

Staind
Kittie

and

Coal Motherfuckin Chamber
1st show since 2002 :')
happy tears


Manson took the NIN route and said 'fuck a keyboardist' and relied on their new touring drummer to handle the PLAY button.
New album doesn't drop till May so no new songs so far after two dates. It's also the 15th anniversary of Antichrist Superstar so he's playing the fuck outta those songs. Someone snapped a shot of a rehearsal set list and under the TBD part they had Irresponsible Hate Anthem and Angel with the Scabbed Wings. Dude, they haven't played Scabbed Wings since 1997! God I need to hear this.


Sounds good.


Bought the tickets for the the show in May at the Uptown this morning.

Oh happy days





Friday, February 17, 2012

Naka-Kon 2012 + future destinations

Naka-Kon

[Fullmetal Alchemist's Ron(Jeremy) Elric]
He kept rambling about New Jersey and being a Guido and something about somethingsomething-con '11. I lost him after registration. :(

First time I heard about this convention was way back in '07 from a co-worker who said it was being held at some hotel out by the airport. He went and reported to me later the good times he had. 

Flash forward some years and locations.....and this thing has fucking grown something crazy! The Blob style.

They started adding imported music acts last year, I think, and this year they brought in Blood Stain Child to bring down Exhibit Hall A. When I heard that news, I was in.

Of course Maria always wanted to hit up the Dealer's Room for the off chance of there being a Sailor Moon treasure trove to be discovered. 

[Chibi Sailor Moon]
Couldn't make it 5 feet down this massive hall without stopping and posing for photos. Maria ate it up. :)

I couldn't make sense of where things were. The place was badly labeled. From my knowledge there was only the registration area, the dealer's room, and the hall for the concert. Where was the other shit happening at?

Anyways, once inside the BUY BUY BUY room I noticed the Pocky and knew there had to be melon soda as well. I <3 the melon soda. Saw some and scored a couple of bottles. I was done shopping. Snaked around the room booth by booth picking up small and unnecessary shit here and there. I actually admired the "artist alley" part better than everyone else's typical shit. There's heart in that.

So at the "no-shit" last motherfucking booth I see a lot of Sailor-Moon-obviously-Japanese-vintage-merch.  I swear I could hear my wallet start to wimper. Maria immediately  goes to work. At one point she actually lifts up her Sailor Moon head and tells the lady at the booth, "This is getting serious." 

Highlights
 [Face-plate to some arcade game machine] 

[Sweet ass rug]

EXIT
Take shit to the car and change gear in preparation for the conocert

While waiting for the event to start I notice this weird shit out the corner of my eye.

[Wait....that can't be what I think it is.]


[Holy shit balls, it's Tuxedo Boo!!]
This guy blew away everything there that night.

Blood Stain Child

Stage had a walkway that screamed rock n roll. Turns out their keyboardist had something come up and wasn't going to be there. So a touch-pad replaced him that night operated by Ryu, the every Japanese band's slightly feminine member. Good times. Lots of back and forth with the audience. Especially when G.S.R somehow knocked over his guitar amp head and they needed to kill some time while that problem was dealt with. 




I thought they'd just play the shit out of their last album but the actually played some older shit. I don't know if I really dig this new singer though. Long live death vocals.

Once it ended it was time to line up for an autograph. Some of Sophia's fake ass hair dye dripped on my poster. She must have a 9-5 job back home. ;)


EXIT

Wendy's

fin

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exist trace USA Tour 2012


I don't think I've had so many things planned then cancelled in my life before.

Back in December I heard exist trace would be at Tekkoshocon in March part of a 4 city tour. I was on board that train. At least the convention part.

Then it was soon after the glow from AGE QUOD AGIS started disappearing, word come that Dir en grey were going to part of some English metalcore American tour. Sorry, exist trace. Texas looked pretty fucking good. It had like 5 cities or more alone. 

Then came more word of a solo appearance in Florida. Sorry, Rick Perry. 
This was actually coming together beautifully. Show, Disney World, Show, the exist trace show at the anime convention made it back on my list of things to see. No hard feelings, right ladies?  

Then shit hit the fan when I got refunded for the concert in Florida.

Kinda funny and sad to see the speculation on Dir en grey facebook's page. People actually thought the band has all butthurt after some comment an Asking Alexandria member made in an interview. Who do these fucking people think Dir en grey are?

So then my original plan became the final plan. Come hell or high water.

NY > Philly > D.C. redux > Tekkoshocon

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Marilyn Manson announced his US Tour dates on Valentine's Day. 
What a sweetheart <3

May 16th Uptown Theatre
Fuck yeah, bitches!



Saturday, February 04, 2012

DO NOT WANT / X-FILES

Ever asked yourself, "Self, wouldn't you like to drink the water from your potted begonia?"

Why go through the hassle of straining when you can pick up some blk.



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I think it's time for someone to update Dir en grey Official's facebook profile pic. 



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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Kaya - Vampire Requiem


Close your eyes and imagine you are looking out a window from inside a castle. Watching the breaking waves shimmer in moonlight. Turn around...and now...dance. YOU ARE GAY.

Dash of Spanish guitar at the end. Spicy.

2 minutes in: Kaya pipes out those vocals. So strong. Hypnotic. Fall in love right there.
HIZAKI-style guitar enters full swing around the 3 minute mark. Sounds almost D like.
Haven't heard so much humming in a song since the days of Crash Test Dummies.


DAMN!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Another light goes out...


Monday, mid-morning, the lights flicker in my office....then everything goes dark. The droning sounds of fail safes pound my ears.

The generator refuses to automatically kick on. Pitch black and silent...The lack of registers beeping at every item being sold. The absence of easy-listening non-top 40 hits playing above shoppers' heads to keep them from concentrating on how their favorite food is now $.15 higher than the previous week and is now missing 4oz. as well. One by one cell phone screens come alive to break darkness.

Is this a concert?

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2 Hours Before

I walk towards the back-dock and pass the seafood counter when I notice that Joe is not prepping the department for the onslaught of the day's sales. He's not here but his helper that isn't suppose to be here on Monday is. Something's not right.
He gets my attention.
"Did you hear about Joe Estrada's wife?"
.
.
.

FUCK

Wife of over 20 years had lost her two year battle with cancer.

I had listened for the past couple of years of what he was doing to treat his wife. Trips to some clinic in Minnesota and some new laser treatment here. The tumors had gone away for half a year but just three months ago they showed back up in her brain and heart. Her doctors told him there was nothing else they could do for her. He couldn't give up so he started trying some home-grown shit. He bought a juicer and some expensive and I do mean expensive water purifier/electrolysis device.
The last thing I can remember him telling me last week when he brought me a cup of this water.


"I can replace money, I can't replace my wife."
"You're going to see a miracle."
"God has guided me to all the right people."


I couldn't show it, but this fucked me all up hearing him say this.

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!@#%$$@#$








Monday, January 16, 2012

End of year report: Dir en grey | Graduation

Down goes Zappos!
People fucking around again via the interwebs. This is why we can't have anything good, people.

...and we ring in MLK day with not a single or double, but a triple homicide.

Pisses me off that I brought out my trash only to remember later there's no trash service today and the bag is now riddled with holes thanks to the squirrels.

BUT HEY....

.....it's gorgeous outside.


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So enough time has passed since the shows I saw in December. Enough time that the memories are starting to run into each other and I'm beginning to forget things. Better do this now or never.


TEXAS

 Started off by getting to the car rental place at KCI 15 minutes before "fuck I forgot" opened so we could get our car. I always used Dollar in the past but decided to go the route of "fuck I forgot" because they were like 30 bucks cheaper than Dollar. I think they were new to the car rental scene. So anyways, the counter dude walks in shocked to see us there. "You guys must have had an early flight". Then he goes into the usual prying question. "Where you guys going?" Texas. "Uh, our cars don't go to Texas."

OH SHIT!

It was like a scene out of Office Space

Yeah, these cars are primarily for business folks and only registered to be in a four state area. Didn't you get the memo?

OUTTA THERE

Then we headed to trusty ass Dollar and used our net book to register a car for 6:15AM. 
It was funny how the lady was pushing us to get the step-up from the economy because economy didn't offer cruise control. No thanks lady, I'd like the Aveo please. The car had the buttons for cruise control that I ignored for three hours driving because I thought they were disabled. Turns out they weren't. *Insert evil laugh here*

Lesson learned. Never use "fuck I forgot" unless you only plan on driving in MO, KS, NE or IA.

RAIN
RAIN
RAIN

There were maybe like two or three fifteen minute windows where it wasn't one form or another of the wet stuff coming down. I think I passed by 3-4 wrecks due to the shit. 

HOUSTON

Finally made it to the same place we stayed at two years prior. Still had the same creepy ass elevator. Remember trying to find somewhere to eat at 10 at night. Only close option was the ghettofied McD's that had cops with two yutes in handcuffs across the street. Classy.


The next day we had time to kill before we needed to be at the venue. So we took are happy asses to the Houston Zoo.

Cat Scat Fever


 The forecast for that day was cloudy with rain moving in by midday....and yeah, it certainly did. As soon as we entered the primate exhibit the sky opened up and it starting POURING down. The one umbrella between the two of us was no match for that torrential downpour. It was the longest exhibit in the world and by the time we stumbled out we were drenched head to toe. 

We needed to change our clothes and what better place to go shopping than your local Goodwill store. Maria found one close by so we headed there and bought some shit and for some damn reason they didn't sell socks but they did have this sexy thing.


Next we found a Walgreens that only had these XMAS themed socks. Whatever, that shit's comfy.

Then stopped by a FIVE GUYS and fattened ourselves.

OFF TO THE SHOW

Found some cheap parking garage and walked two blocks to the HOB. Escalator ride to the third floor. Pretty awesome to have some protection from the rain. Some guy pulled me aside who recognized my exist trace shirt and gave me mad props and asked if I had seen them in Seattle. No :-/ 
Then the fellow opens his button up shirt to reveal that he is wearing the same f'ing shirt and tells me he was there. haha, 
SMALL WORLD

VIP CLUSTER

Everyone's an expert.

AWKWARD / VIP

I think this was the one where some lady was wearing a red harlot's outfit that was all about the sideboob. I just remember the band members making comments amongst themselves and chuckling with each other when they saw her come up for her photo. 


SHOWTIME

DIR EN GREY Setlist House of Blues, Houston, TX, USA 2011, TOUR2011 AGE QUOD AGIS (Overseas Leg)

Typical issue of sound not being potted correctly at the start of a show, but man when they hit Lotus that's when it sounded amazing. The two-punch from Marrow was a pleasant surprise. Damn it was good. Funny moment happened when I caught myself saying OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD out loud when the recognition of Decadence was going to be played hit me.
I was wondering how the new songs would make the crowd react and I think for most of the middle of their set it made many NOT react. I can't blame them on TSUMI TO BATSU though. It's more of a performance piece. Speaking of performance, Kyo stole those shows both dates and what I hear from a Denver source he did the same there. This was the only show ever I've seen that they did not play The Final. Thank god because they played Kodou in the spot I believe would have been reserved for The Final.
Maria was next to this bad ass dude who was singing along the whole show which made the show one of the coolest yet. It was so much better than the lame ass whoops and hollers I do at their concerts.



Love that pouty foot stomp during his "last song" announcement.


Show ended and we stumbled into the direction of the car. The ground was nice and wet. When we were within a block of the garage me and Maria noticed that rare sight of money on the sidewalk. As we got closer I could make out the denomination of the bills...and they weren't $1's. They were $20's...and a lot of them.

BRING ON THE BAD KARMA


DALLAS


The drive to Dallas was short and sweet and we made it there around 3 or 4:30 in the morning.
The clerk had our reservation but said that we didn't have credit towards the room. WTH?! Here we go with the Karma.

The next morning I spent 45 minutes on hold before a Travelocity representative picked up. After another thirty minutes of back and forth between me and her and her with the hotel it turned out the hotel declined Travelocity's credit card. How the fuck?! Why wasn't this handled months prior when I paid for the damn thing. Craziest shit ever.

Anyways there was a shooting at the Amtrak that day. Another reason the government will trump up to install TSA at the rails.

Met up with Oregon's wild child Alex at her hotel and got to sit down and talk about her two week excursion to Japan after the earthquake. Her stories/pics/memorabilia were awesome.

We went to some Italian place she had been to the night before that apparently had an awesome menu but when we went there they only had five meals you could choose from. We learned they convert to that style of operation during the day. Weird.

VENUE

We get down to Trees late and play IMDB's iphone app to pass the time. Turns out I am horrible with movie knowledge.

VIP CLUSTER
?Blur?

I just remember seeing someone in a hospital bed in front of the stage.
ಠ_ಠ

SHOWTIME

DIR EN GREY Setlist Trees, Dallas, TX, USA 2011, TOUR2011 AGE QUOD AGIS (Overseas Leg)


Mic issues again. Kyo slams his mic down at the end of Hageshisa to...Then he comes back out for Obscure and beats his chest like an animal with the microphone. What a performer! Plays a little hide-and-seek with his jacket at the end of Rotting Root then rips that shit off for REPETITION. Ladies 'gasms commence. BEELZEBUB performance was mind blowing.
Standard good shit continues. HYDRA 666 was on fire. The phony ass trees in the place with the fog and Kyo's mask made the moment magical.



Love the intensity of the guitars in this song. Glad they played it.


POOF! OVER

Only thing I wish to hell they played was Decayed Crow. 
Maybe on this upcoming metalcore tour.

We picked up some grub then dropped off Alex. Back at the hotel we realized we ganked her poster by accident. 

THANKS

I decided to take the I-35 way back home. Forget that 71 highway nonsense.

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GRADUATION

FLY KCI

Me trying to save some cash once again chose Frontier over Southwest to get to Denver. Of course some shit would come up. The gate next to ours was a flight to Vegas that boarded a half an hour before ours. We get on ours soon enough and the minute past our departure time I knew something was afoul. Apparently something was fucked on the Vegas' plane and the "higher ups" at Southwest were giving them our plane and we had to deboard and wait for the Vegas plane to be repaired. So we then find out our "new" plane had frozen water lines. Whatever that means and there's a chance we won't be flying at all that day. They then come back a half an hour later saying they can jerry-rig it somehow by using the laboratory's water supply but we wouldn't have access to the johns. 

FUCK
but they gave us free TV for the 90 minute flight.

We land and then I make the dumbest mistake ever and go out the wrong side of the train at the end of the lime. At took like 4 trains later before I could correct the mistake. I've only flown to Denver like 10 times before. Jackass.

PARTY

I like catching her at her happiest. :D

 PROUD MOMENTS

Pretty awesome how the graduation was on a Sunday during a home Broncos game aaaaand the convention center is down the block from the stadium. So driving for me was fun. I still beat Alicia's boyfriend getting there so I felt like a thug.





 Shit was inspiring. But there was this family behind ours that wouldn't stop blabbing about the damn game. Sneaking out to find a TV somewhere and relay the score to others. Ended up God was taking that day off. 



Quenched our thirsts later at this fine establishment.

END

Kinda shitty that the very next day was the Denver Dir en grey date.

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FUTURE






Friday, December 23, 2011

Fuck the Fusion Buffet


Seriously believe the servers at the buffet next to my work are trying to throw hints at me.


Last week's little charmer.



This week my friend offers to take me to the buffet again, his treat. Can I refuse? Hell no.

and.....

I'm delivered this printed slap.




FUCKERS!






Thursday, November 24, 2011

Loose lips...







I honestly wouldn't mind if Chris were to lay down more Tweaker songs featuring obscure vocalists.

One of my favorites that always made it on my burned mp3 CD's.
Remember those things?




I recall going to Office Max and picking up American McGee's Alice what, over 10 year ago because I knew this dude had done the music score for the game. I had my doubts.....no way a drummer/keyboardist   from NIN is going to make VIDEO GAME music cool...I was wrong.

Pool of Tears = creepy as shit

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Best wishes.



Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Morally-Bankrupt Currency


I asked for $1 cash back today apparently from a godless cashier.

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In time for Christmas.

Start spreading the news

Screw the Black Friday gimmicks, I need to score this DVD. Everything from Hora is limited pressing and a bitch to find after it's been sold out.

Wonder what the cover will look like.

Thanks PAYPAL.

$71?

Thanks Mr. Nixon!



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December approaches





Saturday, October 29, 2011

Is St. Louis about to abrupt in flames?





Annual "Hey, are you busy this weekend?" punch card fulfilled.

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One question: What took you so long?

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Fuck an XBOX.

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Maria stumbled across my original copy of Link's Awakening. I about cried as nostalgia assaulted my senses.

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THRIFT SIGHTINGS

Renewed my driver's license then treated everyone to thrift store shopping. Exp. 2017; I expect flying cars by then.

If you squint your eyes, this older lady appears to be holding some liquor and grabbing at her crotch.

OH NOOOO!
SNL's Mr. Bill found another gig as a ball lovin' clown.

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CPU CRITICAL!!
After emergency surgery earlier this year, sad to say, my q6600 painfully succumbed to failure. 

Good night sweet prince.


NERD HQ to the rescue.

i7-2600k
ASUS P8Z68-V
Corsair Vengeance Series 8GB DDR3-1600
Corsair H60



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